The Adventures of George W. Bush

Of course the US can go at it alone! These are North Koreans we're talking about! We defeated them before, haven't we? Oh wait, that was Vetnam we beat. Oh wait, we didn't beat them either.

Since both of these wars were fought largely under Republican command, you've decided that this war will be fought in honor of the GOP.

You round up your best buddies, namely Dick and Donald, and begin plans to rally support. You decide to just chant USA!USA!USA! at a join the army convention.

What do you know! It works! 90% of America signs up for the army! You have millions and millions under your lead! What do you do, Commander-in-Chief?
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