The Ballad of Crud and Horgus v1.1
Eventually the two of you see what is basically two rows of wood and brick shacks with a road cutting between them. At the end of the road is a large, white dome that looks like a golf ball. You've never seen anything with that shape or size. You stroll through the seemingly empty strip of road and approach the daunting building. You dismount Horgus and he doesn't care.
A small ticket booth at the front of the dome. Behind a glass pane, a man is wearing a purple sequins suit and comically large sunglasses. He smiles at you. "Ohhh yeah, welcome brother to the Utopia of the Fist ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh. You here to see the fight, huh brother, yeah I can see it in your face my man ohh yeah. Entry is free, but we got one rule here, brother you know what it is how we do things here that's right brother. I only got one question for ya. You got a gun on you?"
A small ticket booth at the front of the dome. Behind a glass pane, a man is wearing a purple sequins suit and comically large sunglasses. He smiles at you. "Ohhh yeah, welcome brother to the Utopia of the Fist ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh. You here to see the fight, huh brother, yeah I can see it in your face my man ohh yeah. Entry is free, but we got one rule here, brother you know what it is how we do things here that's right brother. I only got one question for ya. You got a gun on you?"