The Ballad of Crud and Horgus v1.1
"Ohhhh brother. No, sir that ain't gonna fly here. You see we here at the Utopia of the Fist have a strict "No guns" policy. We keep our fights clean and with the fist. You wanna do this gauntlet legit, you gotta leave you gundo with mundo. Mundo being me. You can take it back once you've given up ohhhhh yeah."