The Ballad of Crud and Horgus v1.1

You offer Horgus as a temporary bribe to Mundo. He looks at your horse and lets out a long, "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah brother I see what you're getting at yessir go on right ahead. Just know that the fanderinos aren't gonna take too kindly to you using a gun no sir ohhhh no sir not one bit but you go right ahead my mans. I'll take good care of this horse ohhhhhh Mundo's gonna name him Mundo."