The Ballad of Crud and Horgus v1.1

You give The Scooz a big kiss. When you pull away, their face shows no emotion. "Bad choice, muchacho." The Scooz tells you. "No place in my life for romance. Not anymore." Before you know it, The Scooz shoves you back fifteen feet. You're stunned at the raw strength demonstrated by The Scooz. He lunges forward, karate chopping your neck. You fall, utterly defeated. Before you black out, The Scooz towers over you, "Adios." He says.