The Ballad of Crud and Horgus v1.1
In a cool voice, the figure says, "They call me... The Scooz."
As if on command, the audience yells, "They are The Scooz wow holy shit!!"
The Scooz takes a step forward, "Here's the deal, muchacho. You've got no chance against a legend like me. So how bout I give you the Shove n Chop and get this over with?"
The audience cheers, "We love the Shove n Chop! It's when The Scooz shoves their opponent and then karate chops them!"
As if on command, the audience yells, "They are The Scooz wow holy shit!!"
The Scooz takes a step forward, "Here's the deal, muchacho. You've got no chance against a legend like me. So how bout I give you the Shove n Chop and get this over with?"
The audience cheers, "We love the Shove n Chop! It's when The Scooz shoves their opponent and then karate chops them!"