The Ballad of Crud and Horgus v1.1

A hush falls over the crowd as you await the final opponent. You feel an intense pressure from across the arena. You hear footsteps approach, as a figure emerges from the darkness.
The person in front of you is wearing sunglasses and a trench coat. They are completely bald and look cool as fuck. They say to you, "You know who I am, muchacho?"