The Ballad of Crud and Horgus v1.1
You shoot Soft Linus in the abdomen. The crowd begins booing again, "Wow! That was some really great poetry but you just HAD to shoot Soft Linus in the abdomen!" They yell in unison. "You're such a party killer!"
Soft Linus begins to wither into a pile of dead leaves, "I never got the chance to buy an authentic typewriter." He says. You watch him dissipate into a pile of crinkly, gray leaves. The three men in black suits rush out with a dustpan and broom, sweeping up the remains of Soft Linus and carrying them off the arena.
You have defeated Soft Linus.
Soft Linus begins to wither into a pile of dead leaves, "I never got the chance to buy an authentic typewriter." He says. You watch him dissipate into a pile of crinkly, gray leaves. The three men in black suits rush out with a dustpan and broom, sweeping up the remains of Soft Linus and carrying them off the arena.
You have defeated Soft Linus.