The Ballad of Crud and Horgus v1.1
You spit in the arena and the crowd gasps. The mysterious figure looks down at the spat on ground.
"The Scooz does not jive with your action."
Before you can react, the figure you presume to be The Scooz lunges forward and shoves you back fifteen feet. You're in awe of their immense power. "The Scooz will be disposing of you now." You're frozen in fear as The Scooz lunges forward at you a second time. They reach out their arm and karate chop your neck. You stood no chance. You know better now, but at what cost? You collapse to the ground. The crowd goes wild. "The Scooz has done it again ohhhhhhh yeah, brother!"
You black out.
"The Scooz does not jive with your action."
Before you can react, the figure you presume to be The Scooz lunges forward and shoves you back fifteen feet. You're in awe of their immense power. "The Scooz will be disposing of you now." You're frozen in fear as The Scooz lunges forward at you a second time. They reach out their arm and karate chop your neck. You stood no chance. You know better now, but at what cost? You collapse to the ground. The crowd goes wild. "The Scooz has done it again ohhhhhhh yeah, brother!"
You black out.