The Ballad of Crud and Horgus v1.1

You lightly punch The Scooz. He looks at your limp fist disapprovingly through his cool sunglasses. "Bad move, muchacho." He shoves you and you fly back fifteen feet. Before you can react The Scooz lunges forward and karate chops your neck. You collapse to the ground, utterly defeated. How foolish of you. Before you black out, The Scooz towers over you and says, "Adios."