The Ballad of Crud and Horgus v1.1

You lunge forward, sticking your tongue out as you try licking the mysterious Goo off Slimy Scott. You succeed, but boy howdy does it taste terrible. You start gagging immediately. The crowd groans, "You moron! That goo was bioengineered to taste like crap!"
You fall to the floor. Slimy Scott towers above you, grinning. "Yipee!" He exclaims right before you pass out.