The Ballad of Crud and Horgus v1.1
"Ohhhh yeah, brother. Ohhh yeah. Go right on in, brother. Ohhhhhh" You enter the dome.
Inside the dome is an arena pit. Along the walls of the dome are bleachers. The bleachers go all the way to the ceiling. Fans hang upside down from the ceiling and scream, "Ohhhhhhh yeah, brother! We're upside down right now and gonna watch some fights! Ohhhhhhhh." It's here you realize that you, unknowingly, are now one of the sweaty men about to fight.
You step into the arena and the crowd goes crazy for you. "Yipee!" They yell in unison. "It's this guy! We love this guy! His name is Crud! You can tell because he has a big nametag that says it!"
Across from you, another man enters. He looks like the guy you really didn't want to get stuck with for the science project in 7th grade. The crowd starts booing. "We hate you Slimy Scott! Go eat 10 rocks and then die!" Slimy Scott seems unphased. As you approach Scott you can tell that he is, in fact, slimy.
A bell rings. Slimy Scott puts up his slimy fists. It's time to fight.
Inside the dome is an arena pit. Along the walls of the dome are bleachers. The bleachers go all the way to the ceiling. Fans hang upside down from the ceiling and scream, "Ohhhhhhh yeah, brother! We're upside down right now and gonna watch some fights! Ohhhhhhhh." It's here you realize that you, unknowingly, are now one of the sweaty men about to fight.
You step into the arena and the crowd goes crazy for you. "Yipee!" They yell in unison. "It's this guy! We love this guy! His name is Crud! You can tell because he has a big nametag that says it!"
Across from you, another man enters. He looks like the guy you really didn't want to get stuck with for the science project in 7th grade. The crowd starts booing. "We hate you Slimy Scott! Go eat 10 rocks and then die!" Slimy Scott seems unphased. As you approach Scott you can tell that he is, in fact, slimy.
A bell rings. Slimy Scott puts up his slimy fists. It's time to fight.