The Ballad of Crud and Horgus v1.1
You tell Mundo you don't have a gun on you. "Ohhhhhhh sure thing, brother," he says. "I can smell a liar by the way they look so I know you got a gun on you yessir I can indeed. But don't worry brother I can tell you got guts so I'll let you through. Just know that people don't take too kindly to people who use guns in these fights no sir ohhhhhhhhh yeah they hate it indeed."