d and d have a cool adventure

You and Dach grab the two big goal posts, struggling profusely to fit the large, 70pound metal and nylon structures through the resturaunt.
After being set up, you and Dachande take their places at the goal posts.

You both realize that you have no idea how to play hockey.

None-the-less, you both charge towards eachother. Ice-skates doing nothing except cutting sharp lines in the hardwood floor, tables flipping over - food being flown across the rooms.

Chaos erupts, the audeince watches in awe, from their seats.
Some chose not to watch the erupting chaos masqueraded in the form of hockey. They got hit with the puck.

You and Dach dash towards eachother, Dach has the puck in his hand - cradling it like a baby. He runs towards your goal post, using his stick as a spear.
You both assume this is how Hockey works.