d and d have a cool adventure
The food looks delicious. You're having difficulty grasping your fork through the goalie glove, and you're sweating profusely. Giving up on the fork, you open the goalie mask and slam your whole fucking face into the meal and splatter it all over the table.
"Holy fuck this is hot" you squeal, immediately recoiling from putting your whole face into it.
"Yeah fuck this, this is too hot. Lets play motherfucking hockey!"
We high five and make manly gestures towards eachother, as well as chest-bumping over the table. I wait for Dachande to awkwardly get his hockey goalie gear on while he sits at the table.
"Holy fuck this is hot" you squeal, immediately recoiling from putting your whole face into it.
"Yeah fuck this, this is too hot. Lets play motherfucking hockey!"
We high five and make manly gestures towards eachother, as well as chest-bumping over the table. I wait for Dachande to awkwardly get his hockey goalie gear on while he sits at the table.