d and d have a cool adventure

It will probably be a few minutes for your food to come. You notice some ketchup & pepper shakers, and set them up as goal posts on either side of the table.

"D, you got a penny?" you ask.

"Yeah, why?"

"Because we're going to play fucking hockey!"

Dach assumed you were going to play a tabletop game of hockey using your fingers and a penny, but you have something else in mind.

"I'll be right back, okay?" you say. Dachande looks confused.

A few minutes later, you return wearing full hockey goalie gear, 2 sticks, 2 nets, and a puck that you conveniently keep in your van.

"the fuck" Dach asks as you come in struggling with the weight.

"We got to do something while we wait for our food, right?" You set up the nets on either side of the room. As you hand Dach a hockey stick, the waitress arrives with the food.