d and d have a cool adventure

You stand your ground!
Feet apart, you assume a defensive position.

Dachande comes barreling towards you in full goalie gear, puck tucked neatly under his arm and the other arm outstretched holding the stick. He collides into you with an extreme force.

You both fly backwards, into the net snapping the nylon from the sheer force of the collision.

Through the net, you land on an elderly-couple's anniversary dinner. The table snaps in half when you land on it.

Gnarled and mangled on the ground, you and dachande both lay there nigh-unconcious. You wipe the elderly woman's halibut off your face around the same time dachande gets up too.
Dach looks at you and says "Man that wasnt like whats on TV at all dude"

"Yeah it wasnt as intense"

You have 1 choice:

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