Another Monday Morning

"Hello, I'm a travelling salesman," says the man standing at your door. "Have a moment?"

"No," you say and attempt to slam the door. The salesman, however, jams his shoe in the door and says, "It'll only take a minute.

Four hours later, you have bought everything he has, and he STILL won't leave.

Your eye twitches slightly and murderous thoughts enter your head.