Another Monday Morning

You point behind the salesman and shout, "Oh, my God look! Money!"

The salesman turns his head to look.

"Where?" he asks. "I don't see any..."

At that moment, you jam your foot into his shin and he crumples on the ground screaming in pain. While he's down you loot him for any valuables, including all the money you just gave him for the junk he sold you, then grab him by the back of the shirt and toss him out onto the lawn where he lays there crying and cursing you .

Mission accomplished.

Now what?
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