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Another Monday Morning

"A can opener?" he asks. "What for?"

"For this can of whoop-ass I'm about to open up on you!" you yell, then launch into an attack.

The salesman takes a kung-fu stance and blocks your first swing.

"So?" he says, his mouth not moving in the correct sync with his words. "You wish to fight?"

"Hai," you grunt, then attack again.
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