Mediocre Moose Maulings!!
You then realize, that by taking money from the register, you could not only by new shoes, but get an entire MAKE OVER~!!
As you open the button, suddenly a group of SWAT team members surround you.
"FREEZE! You just got caught on camera taking all five dollars out of that register! You're filthy life of crime is over!"
You're taken to a maximum security prison, and a few moments after you get in, some officers come into your cell.
"Listen, we're willing to give you a chance at freedom. You've spent almost all your life behind these bars because of your abomination you call a life, and if you take part in this card game against a freaky longhaired guy named 'winged unicorn', you could be set free."
As you open the button, suddenly a group of SWAT team members surround you.
"FREEZE! You just got caught on camera taking all five dollars out of that register! You're filthy life of crime is over!"
You're taken to a maximum security prison, and a few moments after you get in, some officers come into your cell.
"Listen, we're willing to give you a chance at freedom. You've spent almost all your life behind these bars because of your abomination you call a life, and if you take part in this card game against a freaky longhaired guy named 'winged unicorn', you could be set free."