Mediocre Moose Maulings!!
You then pause, and in your mind you imagined Zelda. Angry, full of hate, and wearing way too much eye shadow.
You know what to do. You get into a ready position. Clear your throat and say, "s-screw you..you uh can go watch the- no..uh you can run outside but I'm trying to watch dateline...um...you whore!"
You could have rehearsed that more.
But this crushes the pillsbury doughboy's feelings, and he runs out of the store blubbering.
Uh oh, looks like you'll have to pretend to work here until stay-puffed gets back.
You stand around behind the cash register.
You know what to do. You get into a ready position. Clear your throat and say, "s-screw you..you uh can go watch the- no..uh you can run outside but I'm trying to watch dateline...um...you whore!"
You could have rehearsed that more.
But this crushes the pillsbury doughboy's feelings, and he runs out of the store blubbering.
Uh oh, looks like you'll have to pretend to work here until stay-puffed gets back.
You stand around behind the cash register.