Mediocre Moose Maulings!!

You then curl your hair, put on a frilly dress, and start tap dancing in the store, singing about animal crackers in your soup.

You instantly become a twentythree year old child prodigy, and everyone loved you. You starred in several heart warming movies, but by the time you became too old, America forgot you exist. You eventually became some prime minister of a country or something, but no one cares. Most people think you're dead these days.