Mediocre Moose Maulings!!

After all this time locked away in prison, you just want to see the smiling faces of your friends, one last time. So you are taken into the room.
Winged-unicorn is waiting, shuffling the cards as you take your seat.

"Welcome! To add to the excitement of this game, I've kidnapped a loved one, and if you lose, you'll not only be sent back to prison, but you'll never see them again. It's totally legal."

"I trust you when you say that. I guess I have no alternative. Give me the cards.

"The game is called flap jack. I put a card on the table, if it turns out it's jack, we both try to put our hands on it. Whoever puts their hand on it first, wins."

Crap! This game is one of the deadliest sports in the country!
People have gotten sore fingertips from this!
But you have no choice, you must continue.

He flips a card. Ace of hearts. No good.
a one of clubs. a king of clubs. a three of diamonds. a seven of spades...JACK!! You slam your hand on it, but Winged-unicorn is faster.
You have lost the battle.

"And now you're little friend Nate shall be turned into can openers in my factory! MUAHAHAAHAHA!!"
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