Mediocre Moose Maulings!!

"But, you could get out of here for like, free. All you need to do is play a card game."

"No, thanks for asking though. I was sent in here for a reason. And now, I got to pay my debt back to society to better myself. I'll wait the twenty year sentence."

And you did.
But after 19 years, 364 days, and twentythree hours, you get shanked with a shiv made from the end of a toothbrush, and die of blood loss.
End Of Story