Faridell
You walk scrounge out a hole in the ground with a stick, and cover it with leaves, and hide in the bushes waiting for something to fall in.
Almost immediately you hear a cry for help.
"Help! Gettmeoutta t'yere." pouts a thick Irish voice. You approach the hole carefully and dig through the leaves to find a little old man, about the size of a rat or a mouse. He is dressed in a velvet dark green overcoat, and a little pointy hat (Well the idea at first probably was to be pointy, but after years of exhaustion the hat seems to have turned impotent), and a flowing brown beard.
"Ahhyoufeckinidijot. Yougot'metrapedinthis'hole'ere. Ohh feckyourgonna askmeabouthem threefeckin'wishesthingies'aye'FECK YOU, youfeckinarse'wipeIhope'juufindasawaytogetmeeeootofhere.
« Go Back Almost immediately you hear a cry for help.
"Help! Gettmeoutta t'yere." pouts a thick Irish voice. You approach the hole carefully and dig through the leaves to find a little old man, about the size of a rat or a mouse. He is dressed in a velvet dark green overcoat, and a little pointy hat (Well the idea at first probably was to be pointy, but after years of exhaustion the hat seems to have turned impotent), and a flowing brown beard.
"Ahhyoufeckinidijot. Yougot'metrapedinthis'hole'ere. Ohh feckyourgonna askmeabouthem threefeckin'wishesthingies'aye'FECK YOU, youfeckinarse'wipeIhope'juufindasawaytogetmeeeootofhere.