Faridell

You impale the little man with your skinning knife, take off his clothes, and shave him, cut off particular parts you'd rather not eat, skin him, gut him, vomit in the process, and roast him on a warm fire.

After about ten minutes you pull the spit from the fire and munch your teeth on the little munch kin man. Hmmm... It tastes like Lucky Charms, quite filling though. As you finish the last mouthful the old man's hat flashes.