Mediocre Moose Maulings!!

I know, right? This is really poor writing.

"Look, Zelda, I can change, I don't want to ruin this relationship."

"I don't know..how I can I trust you with my toast?"
"We won't have toast, we could have waffles, or oven bake the bread. I don't like ovens, they're fat!"

"Nate...I love you...but.."
You slowly back away,
"who do you love more, me, or the toaster?"

"Zelda.."

"Please...Nate. Is that how you wish I looked like?"
"No! Please, Zelda, give me another chance!"