Mediocre Moose Maulings!!

Zelda looks at you, now with confidence.
"You're right. What's love without passion!"
And so the two of you became an item.
After several weeks of dating, You walked into Nate's room, and saw him.....

'enjoying' pictures of toasters.
"Oh, lawdy! Nate what the H-E-double razorblade cuts in my wrists are you doing?!"
"Gah! Uh, it's not what it looks like!"
"You're looking at a toaster fetish website!"
"It's an art gallery!"
"Then why does it have a free tour option and an instant access with monthly credit card payment on the main page?!"
"Okay, you caught me. I think toasters are hot. So what?"
"So what? W-This is over."