Mediocre Moose Maulings!!

"Oh, Zelda, I promise I'll be bett-"
"NOT! Ha! I totally fooled you! Ohh, you should have seen the look on your face, 'yay! my girlfriend accepts me despite some personal faults!' You wish I respected you that much. Aaahhh.....that was hilarious. Well, good luck at life, loser."
And then you walked out of Nate's room, laughing to yourself on your way back to watch the News.
End Of Story