Mediocre Moose Maulings!!
"Society wants me to eat breakfast. But I'm not gonna let the MAN tell me what to do!" You say to no one in particular.
So you instead go to the movie theatre.
"Hey, I'd like to buy tickets to-"
"Hey! Why aren't you eating breakfast?!" the guy behind the counter is truly offended.
"I'm not that hungry?"
"But breakfast is the most important meal of the day! It gives you enough energy to last until mid-day! It's also one of the main meals that provide you rdaily needed amount of the grains and dairy groups!"
"Whateva, I just want to buy some tickets to-"
"No! You know what? No. I'm not going to let you ruin your life by ignoring this meal. It could seriously mess up your metabolism! And it's important to keep regularily scheduled eating habits!"
So you instead go to the movie theatre.
"Hey, I'd like to buy tickets to-"
"Hey! Why aren't you eating breakfast?!" the guy behind the counter is truly offended.
"I'm not that hungry?"
"But breakfast is the most important meal of the day! It gives you enough energy to last until mid-day! It's also one of the main meals that provide you rdaily needed amount of the grains and dairy groups!"
"Whateva, I just want to buy some tickets to-"
"No! You know what? No. I'm not going to let you ruin your life by ignoring this meal. It could seriously mess up your metabolism! And it's important to keep regularily scheduled eating habits!"