Mediocre Moose Maulings!!
And so you stomped out of the cinema, but as you walked back to the technodrome, you suddenly collapsed from exhaustion!
"Ugh...where am I?" You're lying in a hospital bed.
"You're lying in a hospital bed," Says the doctor. "And we had to replace your arms with the arms of an iguana. Because of your poor nutrition!"
"Oh no! But doctor, I thought I could skip breakfast every now and then as longas I have a good lunch and eat breakfast the next day, with no consequences!"
"That's a common misconception, but I'm not surprised, after all, you're only a girl! You see, when you don't eat breakfast after you eat, then the little angry Mexicans in your body that control your muscles will die from malnutrition, causing yo to become a quadripalegic, the only thing in life worse than being fat. You're lucky we managed to save you when it was only your arms that went out. We had just enough times to replace them with the limbs of an iguana, the most mexican of all the animals on this planet. We stabilized the mexicans in the rest of your body by injecting pancake batter and bacon grease into your skull.
"Golly doc, I'll make sure I eat healthy from now on!"
The more you know!
"Ugh...where am I?" You're lying in a hospital bed.
"You're lying in a hospital bed," Says the doctor. "And we had to replace your arms with the arms of an iguana. Because of your poor nutrition!"
"Oh no! But doctor, I thought I could skip breakfast every now and then as longas I have a good lunch and eat breakfast the next day, with no consequences!"
"That's a common misconception, but I'm not surprised, after all, you're only a girl! You see, when you don't eat breakfast after you eat, then the little angry Mexicans in your body that control your muscles will die from malnutrition, causing yo to become a quadripalegic, the only thing in life worse than being fat. You're lucky we managed to save you when it was only your arms that went out. We had just enough times to replace them with the limbs of an iguana, the most mexican of all the animals on this planet. We stabilized the mexicans in the rest of your body by injecting pancake batter and bacon grease into your skull.
"Golly doc, I'll make sure I eat healthy from now on!"
The more you know!
