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Norad workers continue to run screaming by you. One of them stops when he gets to you.

"Hey, that's a delicious looking cake!" he says. "Hey everybody, come look at this guy's cake!"

People start to gather around you, buzzing about the cake.

"That cake certainly does look delicious."

"I wonder if it has layers?"

"That looks like it should be in a catalogue!"

"I like cake."