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This Story is Going Nowhere Fast
You raise your right foot high into the air, preparing to stomp on the cake.
"WHO MADE THIS CAKE!" a voice booms from the heavens.
"It's Zeus!" yells a worker.
"I thought he'd be bigger," says another.
KERRRRRAAACK!
A lightning bolt zaps that guy into dust.
"I was going to destroy it, I promise!" you stammer.
"DESTROY IT? WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING?!" Zeus thunders. "SUCH A BEAUTIFUL CAKE AS THIS IS WORTHY OF MY APPETITE!"
You then say,
"WHO MADE THIS CAKE!" a voice booms from the heavens.
"It's Zeus!" yells a worker.
"I thought he'd be bigger," says another.
KERRRRRAAACK!
A lightning bolt zaps that guy into dust.
"I was going to destroy it, I promise!" you stammer.
"DESTROY IT? WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING?!" Zeus thunders. "SUCH A BEAUTIFUL CAKE AS THIS IS WORTHY OF MY APPETITE!"
You then say,