This Story is Going Nowhere Fast

You raise your right foot high into the air, preparing to stomp on the cake.

"WHO MADE THIS CAKE!" a voice booms from the heavens.

"It's Zeus!" yells a worker.

"I thought he'd be bigger," says another.

KERRRRRAAACK!

A lightning bolt zaps that guy into dust.

"I was going to destroy it, I promise!" you stammer.

"DESTROY IT? WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING?!" Zeus thunders. "SUCH A BEAUTIFUL CAKE AS THIS IS WORTHY OF MY APPETITE!"

You then say,