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"You cannot cut me! I am too powerful!" shouts the cake. "I think I'll cut you!" The cake grabs your knife and cuts you into sixteen pieces. He then puts the pieces of your body on plates and hands them out to the Norad workers along with plastic forks.
"Ewww... I don't wanna eat that," says a worker.
"You'll eat your human-cake or you'll go without dinner tonight!" says the cake.
"Fine, I'll eat it. But I won't like it," he says, poking at your body with his fork.
"Ewww... I don't wanna eat that," says a worker.
"You'll eat your human-cake or you'll go without dinner tonight!" says the cake.
"Fine, I'll eat it. But I won't like it," he says, poking at your body with his fork.
