Mediocre Moose Maulings!!
So you climbed to the top of mount shlooptopglemootog. During the great freeze.
"OH MIGHTY NORSE GODS!! GRANT ME YOUR POWER TO CRUSH MY FOES!!"
Then a hammer fell from the skies and landed right on Zelda's foot.
"I said foes, not toes, you deaf, hairy, preppy, poser, loser, monkey ticklers!"
Then suddenly hammers started falling from the sky in massive numbers. An army of hammers hurtling towards the ground.
Hasn't the bible taught you not to be mean to super phenominal beings?
As you sail through the vast ocean of hammers, flooding the planet, you get several letters of complaints from people across the globe.
They kindly, yet sternly suggest that you should do something about this, as you are the leader of the planet.
You then decide to slap Orpheus on the face until you can think of how to solve this.
How long do you slap him?
"OH MIGHTY NORSE GODS!! GRANT ME YOUR POWER TO CRUSH MY FOES!!"
Then a hammer fell from the skies and landed right on Zelda's foot.
"I said foes, not toes, you deaf, hairy, preppy, poser, loser, monkey ticklers!"
Then suddenly hammers started falling from the sky in massive numbers. An army of hammers hurtling towards the ground.
Hasn't the bible taught you not to be mean to super phenominal beings?
As you sail through the vast ocean of hammers, flooding the planet, you get several letters of complaints from people across the globe.
They kindly, yet sternly suggest that you should do something about this, as you are the leader of the planet.
You then decide to slap Orpheus on the face until you can think of how to solve this.
How long do you slap him?