Mediocre Moose Maulings!!

"I came up with a plan!"
So you then finished your slapping by kicking Orpheus in the shin and went to work.

"Hmm....We could ....build...a bubble...that's...hammer proof."

BRILLIANT!!

And so the world was protected by hammers by living in air tight bubbles.
They died immediately. Zelda was then elected to rule for a second term due to the popular vote.