Mediocre Moose Maulings!!
You pressed the emergency button.
And By emergency button, I mean the destroy South America button.
Now without any countries to defend them, the wussy little bacon chewwing queen loving pansies in Canada surrender. ( No offense intended, I love your bacon, Canada, baby!)
You single handedly stopped the stupidest war ever.
But the entire eastern half of the USA was run over by the Technodrome as you were searching for Africa. Now without their President, the country nominates you as their merciless dictator.
"Yay! I feel like a princess!"
You force every member of the country to become gothic, everyone must speak in raspy monotone, and anyone who types with a smiley face of any kind must be killed on sight. Except Orpheus, who you signed up to be your humble dancing monkey slave. If ever he's not dancing in a furry monkey costume, he'll die, because of some weird planted chip in his mind or something.
Anywho, your now watching the news, complaining how it totally isn't the same without that shockingly sexy Ted on the cast anymore.
WHAT YOU DO??
And By emergency button, I mean the destroy South America button.
Now without any countries to defend them, the wussy little bacon chewwing queen loving pansies in Canada surrender. ( No offense intended, I love your bacon, Canada, baby!)
You single handedly stopped the stupidest war ever.
But the entire eastern half of the USA was run over by the Technodrome as you were searching for Africa. Now without their President, the country nominates you as their merciless dictator.
"Yay! I feel like a princess!"
You force every member of the country to become gothic, everyone must speak in raspy monotone, and anyone who types with a smiley face of any kind must be killed on sight. Except Orpheus, who you signed up to be your humble dancing monkey slave. If ever he's not dancing in a furry monkey costume, he'll die, because of some weird planted chip in his mind or something.
Anywho, your now watching the news, complaining how it totally isn't the same without that shockingly sexy Ted on the cast anymore.
WHAT YOU DO??