Mediocre Moose Maulings!!
The device whirrs, jigs, and and buzzes, the two of you are launched backwards in time.
Now you two are floating somewhere. Not exactly underwater, or in space...or anything. Crap. You went back so far in time that the universe hasn't been invented yet.
"Now what do we do?" you ask, Orpheus has seemingly found an exit, and walks out of the abyss.
"Hey, Zelda, look! We weren't floating in nothingess! We were in a gravitron ride!"
Surely enough, you two were in a kids ride in a carnival.
It is precisely one week before the planet gets blown up.
"So...where do we go?" Orpheus asks cheerfully
"Good question."
Now you two are floating somewhere. Not exactly underwater, or in space...or anything. Crap. You went back so far in time that the universe hasn't been invented yet.
"Now what do we do?" you ask, Orpheus has seemingly found an exit, and walks out of the abyss.
"Hey, Zelda, look! We weren't floating in nothingess! We were in a gravitron ride!"
Surely enough, you two were in a kids ride in a carnival.
It is precisely one week before the planet gets blown up.
"So...where do we go?" Orpheus asks cheerfully
"Good question."