Mediocre Moose Maulings!!
"Prepare to die!"
"Huh?"
You leap twoards Orpheus and savagely begin beating the ever loving crap out of him with your can of spaghettio's.
After you're all done, you and Orpheus get up and go back to Ted, who, after having some alka seltzer, is seemingly all right.
"Anywho, can I go home?"
"Didn't I blow up your planet just a few seconds ago?"
"Who knows, it's hard to keep track of what's going on with all these stupid alternate endings."
"Well, Earth is destroyed. All of it. Not one piece of planet left."
"....really?"
"yep."
"That sucks."
"Yeah..."
"Why'd you do that?"
"I'm Ted Koppel, I can do anything."
As interesting as this conversation isn't, time to save Earth.
"Do you have a time machine or something we could use to go back to Earth?"
"Sure!" Ted Koppel points over to a magic 8 ball on a pedestal next to his collection of golden can openers.
"well, we're gonna go back in time and save the day now. Bysie Daisies!"
You and Orpheus run over to the time machine 8 ball.
"How does it work?" Orpheus lifts it up and sniffs it.
Ted Koppel leans over, "Just shake it and ask a question."
WHAT QUESTION DO YOU CHOOSE?
"Huh?"
You leap twoards Orpheus and savagely begin beating the ever loving crap out of him with your can of spaghettio's.
After you're all done, you and Orpheus get up and go back to Ted, who, after having some alka seltzer, is seemingly all right.
"Anywho, can I go home?"
"Didn't I blow up your planet just a few seconds ago?"
"Who knows, it's hard to keep track of what's going on with all these stupid alternate endings."
"Well, Earth is destroyed. All of it. Not one piece of planet left."
"....really?"
"yep."
"That sucks."
"Yeah..."
"Why'd you do that?"
"I'm Ted Koppel, I can do anything."
As interesting as this conversation isn't, time to save Earth.
"Do you have a time machine or something we could use to go back to Earth?"
"Sure!" Ted Koppel points over to a magic 8 ball on a pedestal next to his collection of golden can openers.
"well, we're gonna go back in time and save the day now. Bysie Daisies!"
You and Orpheus run over to the time machine 8 ball.
"How does it work?" Orpheus lifts it up and sniffs it.
Ted Koppel leans over, "Just shake it and ask a question."
WHAT QUESTION DO YOU CHOOSE?