Mediocre Moose Maulings!!

The ball says
"I don't got any teeth. Ask Mr. Owl."

"Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?"

"Lets find out...one...two...three...CRACK!!" The owl then snapped Zelda's neck.
"Three."

The end.
End Of Story