Mediocre Moose Maulings!!
"How do we do that?"
"Easy, he's a news reporter. If we just create a huge story that'll take all week for him to cover, then he'll be too busy to blow up the planet! We need something big... a WAR!!"
"A war??" Orpheus seems slightly bemused.
"Yes, a war on Africa!"
"Africa? But it's just Elephants and starving kids there!"
"Yes, that's why we need them to team up with South America and Canada. To war!!"
You begin throwing Africa brand water baloons at children, disguised as Canadian mounties.
Then you and Orpheus begin getting more serious, by putting made in Brazil brand paper bags on fire on peoples door step. Filled with Africa brand water balloons, while disguised as mounties.
Soon you and Orpheus seal the deal by putting up fliers all over town saying that South America, Africa, and Canada have teamed up and are going to war against the US.
Needless to say, a bloody war causing thousands of death began the next day.
Ted Koppel, tragically, was annihilated after a grenade thrown by a one eyed Elephant got lodged in his mouth.
"Yay! We saved the day! Uh oh, the bombers are coming, BLACK OUT!!!"
You and Orpheus cover the windows and turn off the lights in the Technodrome as planes loom over the skies that night.
"Well, we saved the day, at the expense of the country's allegiences with half the continents and the deaths of millions of innocents. Time to call it a day, lets go watch the news!"
Jane then stopped you.
"Hold it! You started this outstandingly needless war, and you two are going to end it."
"B-but the Ted Koppel memorial service is on!" Orpheus whimpered, but Jane handed them the keys to the Technodrome and pointed angrily to the control center.
"March!"
The two of you wiggle on into the control room. Funny, you've lived in the technodrome for years but you never learned how to drive it.
"I think we put the keys in first."
"Uh...right...um...ooh! Look! A shiny button!!" Orpheus quickly poked the button that was, indeed, impressively shiny.
The technodrome rumbled, and the wheels started turning, woo! It's driving!
"So...it's moving...now what?" Orpheus is quickly bored.
"Easy, he's a news reporter. If we just create a huge story that'll take all week for him to cover, then he'll be too busy to blow up the planet! We need something big... a WAR!!"
"A war??" Orpheus seems slightly bemused.
"Yes, a war on Africa!"
"Africa? But it's just Elephants and starving kids there!"
"Yes, that's why we need them to team up with South America and Canada. To war!!"
You begin throwing Africa brand water baloons at children, disguised as Canadian mounties.
Then you and Orpheus begin getting more serious, by putting made in Brazil brand paper bags on fire on peoples door step. Filled with Africa brand water balloons, while disguised as mounties.
Soon you and Orpheus seal the deal by putting up fliers all over town saying that South America, Africa, and Canada have teamed up and are going to war against the US.
Needless to say, a bloody war causing thousands of death began the next day.
Ted Koppel, tragically, was annihilated after a grenade thrown by a one eyed Elephant got lodged in his mouth.
"Yay! We saved the day! Uh oh, the bombers are coming, BLACK OUT!!!"
You and Orpheus cover the windows and turn off the lights in the Technodrome as planes loom over the skies that night.
"Well, we saved the day, at the expense of the country's allegiences with half the continents and the deaths of millions of innocents. Time to call it a day, lets go watch the news!"
Jane then stopped you.
"Hold it! You started this outstandingly needless war, and you two are going to end it."
"B-but the Ted Koppel memorial service is on!" Orpheus whimpered, but Jane handed them the keys to the Technodrome and pointed angrily to the control center.
"March!"
The two of you wiggle on into the control room. Funny, you've lived in the technodrome for years but you never learned how to drive it.
"I think we put the keys in first."
"Uh...right...um...ooh! Look! A shiny button!!" Orpheus quickly poked the button that was, indeed, impressively shiny.
The technodrome rumbled, and the wheels started turning, woo! It's driving!
"So...it's moving...now what?" Orpheus is quickly bored.