Mediocre Moose Maulings!!
You and Orpheus drive off to Canada, America's hat.
Orpheus disguised himself as Zelda and you were dressed as Vampira. Discussing their plans in a strange cat store and restraunt called the whiskers cafe.
"So, Zelda. Are we ordering the kitten krispy chicken krunchies, or the pussy pancakes?"
"No. No..we have no time for kitten krispy chicken krunchies! We need to burn Canada to the ground, and fast!"
"But, it's to go..and I haven't eaten in five weeks because you told me not to. They said it'll be ready ni three minutes tops and--"
"No! Don't be so selfish you whiny little failed abortion! Now I bought five hundred thousand boxes of cigars. I want you to smoke all of these, and place them in flammable areas in Canada. While I go over here and watch the news. That Ted Koppel is so dreamy.."
".....um.....alright....see you in a few hours I guess..."
seven hours later, Orpheus comes in, looking thirty years older. With three holes in his neck, with cigars jammed in all of them to breath.
"I..did what you said Zelda....but I think I got lung cancer.."
"Yeah that's nice, now how's the burning statistics going?"
"It's a ....raging inferno of flames Zelda.. we should prob--Are those pussy pancakes?"
"Yeah, I've ordered five servings of them, they get so filling so I burn the left overs. Speaking of which, put out that cigar while I'm eating!" You then take the cigar and put it out in Orpheus' eye. "You are so rude sometimes, I swear.."
"Zelda..shouldn't.....we....out of here?"
"hhhhh.....fine."
As you and Orpheus head out of the whiskers cafe, the entire country's burning down. The ground is giving in, and soon everyone will collapse into the ocean beneath them.
What'll you do?
Orpheus disguised himself as Zelda and you were dressed as Vampira. Discussing their plans in a strange cat store and restraunt called the whiskers cafe.
"So, Zelda. Are we ordering the kitten krispy chicken krunchies, or the pussy pancakes?"
"No. No..we have no time for kitten krispy chicken krunchies! We need to burn Canada to the ground, and fast!"
"But, it's to go..and I haven't eaten in five weeks because you told me not to. They said it'll be ready ni three minutes tops and--"
"No! Don't be so selfish you whiny little failed abortion! Now I bought five hundred thousand boxes of cigars. I want you to smoke all of these, and place them in flammable areas in Canada. While I go over here and watch the news. That Ted Koppel is so dreamy.."
".....um.....alright....see you in a few hours I guess..."
seven hours later, Orpheus comes in, looking thirty years older. With three holes in his neck, with cigars jammed in all of them to breath.
"I..did what you said Zelda....but I think I got lung cancer.."
"Yeah that's nice, now how's the burning statistics going?"
"It's a ....raging inferno of flames Zelda.. we should prob--Are those pussy pancakes?"
"Yeah, I've ordered five servings of them, they get so filling so I burn the left overs. Speaking of which, put out that cigar while I'm eating!" You then take the cigar and put it out in Orpheus' eye. "You are so rude sometimes, I swear.."
"Zelda..shouldn't.....we....out of here?"
"hhhhh.....fine."
As you and Orpheus head out of the whiskers cafe, the entire country's burning down. The ground is giving in, and soon everyone will collapse into the ocean beneath them.
What'll you do?