Mediocre Moose Maulings!!
"But-"
You then shoved the love of your life into the fires and watched him squirm.
"I do this because I love you Orpheus! Sometimes you get on my nerves, and I need to put you back in line! I don't enjoy doing this But--"
And then Orpheus Reached out from the fire, grabbed your arm tightly, and pulled you in with him with all his might. You two burn alive in the cavernous fires of Canada, and this wasn't news worthy enough to distract Ted Koppel, so he still blew up Earth.
You then shoved the love of your life into the fires and watched him squirm.
"I do this because I love you Orpheus! Sometimes you get on my nerves, and I need to put you back in line! I don't enjoy doing this But--"
And then Orpheus Reached out from the fire, grabbed your arm tightly, and pulled you in with him with all his might. You two burn alive in the cavernous fires of Canada, and this wasn't news worthy enough to distract Ted Koppel, so he still blew up Earth.
