The Teatime Of Infinity

Will grins stupidly. As he aims the X-ray machine at his balls, he remembers all the fun times he had with his family. Fun for THEM. He shoots the machine at his area, which promptly is reduced to a pile of radioactive cinders. Will seems to think this is great fun and rapid-fires the machine at various body parts. He is now, of course, dead.
End Of Story