Another Monday Morning

You dump the body in the next yard and rush back into your place. Great, nobody saw you! Picking up the phone, you dial the cops and tell them you heard some loud noises from your neighbor's place.

The police turn up shortly and before long they find the body. You watch in rising glee as they drag the 105 year old, wheelchair-bound woman out in cuffs and throw her into the back of a squad car.

Whew! That was close.