Another Monday Morning

Brilliant! You hack at your arm with a butcher knife. Oh joy! You can't wait to reenact your favorite movie. Upon reaching the bone you become a little woozy from blood loss, but you bite your tongue and continue sawing. At last you remove the appendage and race outside, trailing blood in your wake. You can hardly contain your anticipation as you swing your shed's door open. GASP!!! You don't own a chainsaw. You collapse from blood loss and die.