The Ninja Epidemic
You let a growl of primal fury escape your mouth as your charge forward at the ninja, taking him completely by surprise and knocking him onto his back where you proceed to smash his face in by pummeling his face into a bloody pulp with fist anfter painful fist.
When the ninja stops moving you stand up and stretch. You realy didn't sleep that well. You feel at the wound on your throat and feel a small well of blood there. Fucking ninja, you think.
You step over the ninja corpse and head out of your bedroom for the bathroom with the need to take a shit dominating your thoughts. As you pass by the living room on your way to the bathroom, you swear you spot some movement, out of the corner of your eye, behind the couch.
When the ninja stops moving you stand up and stretch. You realy didn't sleep that well. You feel at the wound on your throat and feel a small well of blood there. Fucking ninja, you think.
You step over the ninja corpse and head out of your bedroom for the bathroom with the need to take a shit dominating your thoughts. As you pass by the living room on your way to the bathroom, you swear you spot some movement, out of the corner of your eye, behind the couch.