The Ninja Epidemic
While a ninja might just be hiding in those shadows, your primal urges are what now take precedence. You move your way to the bathroom.
You have always enjoyed taking a deuce. And this one is one of the best: all the exercise you've done causes you to drop perhaps the biggest load of your life.
If the ninja were actually there, he'd have attacked already. You decide to use this spare time to your advantage. You pull down your pants and then pull yourself.
And oh, f***. The ninja enters the room. He laughs at you. First, he cuts off your wang. Then he cuts off your head.
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While pooping in your pants is bad, losing your penis is worse. Know your priorities.
You have always enjoyed taking a deuce. And this one is one of the best: all the exercise you've done causes you to drop perhaps the biggest load of your life.
If the ninja were actually there, he'd have attacked already. You decide to use this spare time to your advantage. You pull down your pants and then pull yourself.
And oh, f***. The ninja enters the room. He laughs at you. First, he cuts off your wang. Then he cuts off your head.
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While pooping in your pants is bad, losing your penis is worse. Know your priorities.
